chapstick =/= eye-black

In my purse, I used to carry a tube of eye-black

I think that’s totally normal

Some people might say it’s totally whack

I meant to take it out a while ago

But I’m kind of scatterbrained

In case you didn’t know

I keep it in the front pocket of my trusty Kavu

And ironically enough

That’s where I keep my chapstick too

A few nights ago my lips were hurting pretty bad

But I had chapstick in my purse

So there was no reason for me to be sad

It was late and I was stopped at a light

So I grabbed a tube from my purse

And applied my chapstick in the darkness of night

I’m sure you can figure out how this story ends

So many times I wonder

How I manage to have any friends

You’re welcome.

Move over, Maya Angelou.  You have nothing on me.